shouldnt:

"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.

(via asian)

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(Source: m-eg, via bastille)

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(via asian)

premiium:

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me

(via thegirlbehindthepages)

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

(via thegirlbehindthepages)

homestucks-and-shit:

swagscats:

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

actually my friend had an operation last year and she was legally dead for seven minutes from loss of blood and she said it literally feels like absolutely nothing

that’s not comforting

(Source: heteroh, via thegirlbehindthepages)

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

(Source: leisurelee, via thegirlbehindthepages)

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

(via thegirlbehindthepages)

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

(via thegirlbehindthepages)

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

(via thegirlbehindthepages)

seppin:

how come on tv kids always got flat backpacks like when i was in school lifting my backpack was an olympic effort and yall look like u got like two folders n maybe a calculator in there

(via thegirlbehindthepages)

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